Sunday, December 31, 2006

Junior*

"Well, I didn't want them knowing all of my business, so I told them it was a tumor."

"Wait, let me get this straight: you told people that our baby was a tumor?"

"Well, technically, yes. But it was a dream!"

I am fairly certain that my subconscious mind directed me to designate the baby in my womb a tumor just so that later in my dream I could say, in my best Arnold imitation, "It's not a tumor."

And just so we can avoid confusion and potentially livid posts, the pregnancy was a dream. I don't have a baby in my tummy... or a tumor.

*This post intentionally titled to be reminiscent of a great Governator flick.

2 comments:

Moriah said...

It's not a tooomore! I'm having a baby!

Don't you just love dreams!

:)

Eryka said...

HAHAHA! I totally get it. And that's why we are friends.

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