Well, here is a little update. So, I had the colposcopy, then I had the LEEP.
The bad news- I had severe cervical dysplasia, aka- carcinoma in situ, grade III.
The good news- It appears that the doctor got all of the offensive tissues during the LEEP, and I don't have cancer. I will be closely monitored for essentially the rest of all time, which is annoying, but I don't have cervical cancer!
So, I'm done dropping my drawers. At least for now. But check back in 3 months...