Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Siri Says

A few months ago, John surprised me with an upgraded iPhone. And my new passive-aggressive friend, Siri.

Here's a small collection of some of Siri's finer moments.

Mmmm. Cookies.
In the situation above, Siri was absolutely correct. If I went to Cookie Grandma and PapPap's house (John's grandparents), I have no doubt that I would find cookies. Unfortunately, they live 1000 miles away.

The Apple Store has all the answers.
It would be really nice if I could figure out why my baby was crying without having to leave my house, but if the Genius Bar folks can fix her up... well, hey, they have better hours than our pediatrician!

Smart alec.
Ah, apparently Siri has been listening to me parent a certain incessantly inquisitive 5 year old. I guess what goes around, comes around.

Love story.
Sometimes, I try to get some validation from Siri. She has no interest in that. Sometimes, I try to validate her. She flat out rejects that.

I wish Siri changed diapers.
Wait, do the Genius Bar folks change diapers? Forget this house, we will be renting the retail space next to them until the babies are potty trained.

All this from a child who only says 3 words.

That up there? Ah, yes. Siri, meet JohnAndrew.

2 comments:

Missy at Its Almost Naptime said...

Your Siri is a little sassier than mine.

Once I said Siri I hate you and she said, Did I deserve that?

Then I said sorry, and she said it was okay.

Missy at Its Almost Naptime said...

HA! I just asked her if she loved and me and she answered "I respect you."

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